You have to laugh. Really. You have to.
According to Yahoo News:
“It might sound like a chocoholic’s dream, but stepping into a vat of viscous chocolate became a two-hour nightmare for a 21-year-old man Friday morning.
Darmin Garcia, an employee of a company that supplies chocolate ingredients, said he was pushing the chocolate down into the vat at Debelis Corp. because it was stuck. But it became loose and he slid into the hopper.”
…and the best bit…
“Co-workers, police and firefighters tried to free the man but couldn’t get him loose until the chocolate was thinned out with cocoa butter.”
Rumours that a representative from Cadbury threw in some raisins and tried to market it is ‘New Improved Fruit & Nut’ are entirely false. Apparently.
But it does raise the question – what would you do if you were trapped in a large vat of chocolate?