Flake Girl Lives
She’s alive!
Back in 2004, the Flake Girl was viciously murdered by Cadbury. We never found out the exact cause of death, but rumour has it she was drowned in a bath she’d been lying in for 30 years.
But now, she’s back. And looking rather tasty, if you ask me.
Actress and model Alyssa Sutherland will take on the roll for the new ad which will start appearing on TV and in the cinema this Friday.
Whether she’ll be sticking with her original Flake or trying some of the new Flake varieties remains to be seen.
Hmmm, I don’t know if she looks normal enough for a flake girl. The one we had in Australia (from about 1976 to 1990) was a bit less alienlike in her appearance.
The flake girl pictured here looks like she’s “Had a Madonna” upwards-slanted face pull!
…plus could also do with inhaling at least ten of them per day – those cheek bones could slice ham
I’m sure she’ll look better when she has a few Flakes inside her, MillyMoo.