Chocophile: Isy Suttie

Posted by in Features on May 21 2009 | Leave A Comment

It’s time for another Chocophile – that time of the week where we drag interesting people from the street and subject them to our own unique brand of waterboarding (with melted chocolate of course).

This week, we’ll be interrogating comedienne, writer, actress and all-round superbeing (also sometimes known as “That one from Peep Show… oh you know…”) Isy Suttie.

Isy Suttie


Isy Suttie

Stand up comedian, writer, actress
Web Site:

Interrogation Begins:

Milk, dark or white:
Your guilty chocolate pleasure:
Favourite childhood chocolate:
Average Chocolate Consumption:
About once a week
Fruit or nut:
Fruit AND nut please!
Crunchy or chewy:
Give or receive:
Least favourite chocolate:
Expensive dark chocolate. Keep it real.

Oh dear. Clearly this one is in need of a little Chocolate Realignment Therapy. Not that there’s anything wrong with Smarties or Twix, but the subject demonstrated an extreme reluctance to inhale anything with over 70% cocoa solids. We believe this may be why she has recently taken to setting fire to dogs.


Never mind. We have dispatched agents to force some of the good stuff down her throat. And hopefully prevent any more dog fires.


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  1. He tried to bully us too but in the end he had to accept deefat due to the spirit of us being Scottish, free and of good report.Just like now he spends money like no tomorrow but where does it get him? He took on poor Molly Forbes because she dared to say NO to him and where did it get them? The worst PR ever!He got his WIPO friends to back him up a take our TRUMPSCOTLAND.COM TRUMPUK.COM which was for the purpose of promoting Scottish card history of the game of TRUMPS which was created in Scotland in the 1500 s yet what has he done with these domain names since? Nothing at all?Oh well they reap what they sow.Now Trumpy wants to oust our First Minister, not bad for a guy who does not come from here or even registered to vote in this country.It also makes you wonder why Mr CP, Bates, wants to court one of the most despised man in America unless you’re a member of the Tea Party that is.Trump once took on Rosie and she beat him at his own game and ripped the crap out of him.Remember Mr Trump loves bad press. Best thing is just to ignore him, he gets fed up and then goes after some other less fortunate schmuck, just because he can!In Scotland we may be little people to him but live as an honourable race, very seldom beaten by any invaders. He would do well to read up on our history and culture. What’s wrong with windfarms they look great.

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