You don't think it is ever "too early" to be eating chocolate. Nor is it ever "too late".
While waiting in line at the supermarket, you eat three chocolate bars and have to hand over the empty wrappers.
You think the four food groups are white, dark, milk and Swiss.
Your idea of a dream date is Willy Wonka.
You think chocolate coins are real currency.
You take great pleasure in biting the head off a frog named Freddo.
Your favorite dessert is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and chocolate ice-cream and you don't share.
You eat an entire batch of brownies before they have time to cool. You have secret stashes of chocolate.
You have a huge collection of chocolate bar wrappers.
You receive volume discounts from your suppliers.
You name your children Nestle and Lindt.
You have panic attacks when down to your last ten chocolate bars.
Your favorite movie is Chocolat.
Your favourite book is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
You judge people by the type of chocolate they eat.
You consider "Death by Chocolate" the only way to go...
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Yep,this is all me,I do belong !
Posted 7 months ago # -
Ooo, I love lists like this.
Your favorite color is brown.
You burst into tears when seeing that a restaurant's dessert menu has nothing with chocolate.
You switched phone companies just so you could get a Chocolate phone.
You despise any diamonds but chocolate diamonds.
You start to tremble and sweat in fear whenever someone walks too near to your chocolate stash.
You always bring something chocolate to potlucks.
All your friends come to you when they need an emergency chocolate fix, knowing you carry chocolate wherever you go.
Said friends also know that no amount of begging will convince you to give them any chocolate.
Your ideal vacation is a grand tour of the world's greatest chocolate factories.
You confuse all your acquaintances by talking about "percentages."
The secret ingredient in all your recipes is a small dusting of cocoa powder.
Your closet's organizing structure is made up of empty chocolate boxes.
You start to hyperventilate when you reach into the cabinet and find that the hot chocolate container is empty.
Your favorite I Love Lucy episode is "Job Switching." (Though you can't understand how Lucy and Ethel could've felt sick after eating all that chocolate.)Posted 7 months ago # -
Looks delicious, we would like to integrate it in our gift baskets for Rosh Hashanah. Thanks
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