Chocophile: Isy Suttie

It’s time for another Chocophile – that time of the week where we drag interesting people from the street and subject them to our own unique brand of waterboarding (with melted chocolate of course).

This week, we’ll be interrogating comedienne, writer, actress and all-round superbeing (also sometimes known as “That one from Peep Show… oh you know…”) Isy Suttie.

Chocophile:

Isy Suttie

Occupation:

Stand up comedian, writer, actress

Web Site:

myspace.com/isysuttie

Interrogation Begins:

Milk, dark or white:

Milk!

Your guilty chocolate pleasure:

Twix

Favourite childhood chocolate:

Smarties!

Average Chocolate Consumption:

About once a week

Fruit or nut:

Fruit AND nut please!

Crunchy or chewy:

Crunchy

Give or receive:

Receive!

Least favourite chocolate:

Expensive dark chocolate. Keep it real.

Oh dear. Clearly this one is in need of a little Chocolate Realignment Therapy. Not that there’s anything wrong with Smarties or Twix, but the subject demonstrated an extreme reluctance to inhale anything with over 70% cocoa solids. We believe this may be why she has recently taken to setting fire to dogs.

Never mind. We have dispatched agents to force some of the good stuff down her throat. And hopefully prevent any more dog fires.