For this week’s Chocophile, we tracked him down and rang him on his oversized mobile phone. Unfortunately he was ‘in the library’.
So we emailed him instead.
- Comedian / Writer
- Milk, dark or white:
- Your guilty chocolate pleasure:
- Oh, Cadbury Flake!
- Favourite childhood chocolate:
- Nestlé Crunch
- Fruit or nut:
- I love fruit AND nut!
- Crunchy or chewy:
- Average Chocolate Consumption:
- About one bar a week
- Give or receive:
- Least favourite chocolate:
- I don’t like white chocolate!
After the interrogation, the subject immediately jumped up and left, claiming he had to ‘take his dog for a walk’. Suspecting a lie we have placed agents with cameras along the route….
…and this is why you should never give your dog a Flake.